Where Do I Go From Here?

The life and times of Kevin is an extremely delightful event to behold. An up and coming entrepreneur, he is always ready to jump on the bandwagon, if it will lead to the achievement of his lifelong ambition. Unfortunately, he’ll never amount to more than a speckle on the shoe of “The Bare-Ass Naked Emperor”, who still doesn’t realize he’s naked, because his boot lickers are too afraid to inform the man-child. (The tantrum-yelling, man-child) Yes, I (God, that’s me) have decided to up the ante, on the world. The clock will remain as is, however, I’ll spare only those who make a public confession. Everyone else, oh well…

Aloha!

Adios!

Sayonara!

Au Revoir!

Auf Wiedersehen!

Goodbye, Kevin!

Your Father

God

Riddle Time: What am I going to do with Alvin Mann? Hmmmm, intriguing. I’ll think of something.

Answer at the bottom of this post. Be patient, read the entire post. My son has a story to tell.

Revelations

Dad?

So Rose my beloved daughter sent from heaven above, with an abundance of love, what’s dad up to? Because, He’s been too quiet lately. He’s still playing His head games with me though. He’s keeping me on my tippie toes, and I don’t know when He’s gonna “Sha-Zam” me to another space of the galaxy. So, Lil Grasshopper, what is He actually up to? Because, I smell something, and it definitely aint me.

If I told you, you wouldn’t believe me.

Go rite ahead, because the suspense is getting to be too much. Dad done changed the script on me again, and this time, He’s went way out by doing the exact opposite of what He normally does. So, hit me.

Your long lost wish, is at hand dad!

Well, I tell you what Lil Grasshopper, I told dad a short while ago, I’m satisfied and content with being Mini-Me.

He said, that’s all good, but since we are the ones who must abide by His every command, “you don’t have a choice”.

Tell Dad, I said Mucho Gracias, and to tell that senorita that’ll be at those heavenly gates, when I arrive, to have me some chips, with some hot salsa. I want a side order of re-fried beans, with a dab of mole on the outside.

Dad, why do you always have to trip, so hard?

Ask our Father why, and then you can tell me, because this some trippie shit I’m going through.

Father said, “you already know and don’t act a damn fool”.

Tell Dad, “O-Kee-Dokey Smokey”.

So Dad, did you really figure it out or is Father playing with us?

Rose, you know damn well, you know most of what dad’s gonna do, before any of us. So, tell the truth, is Dad serious?

Dad, you know He is. This is what you said, you always wanted.

Yes, I also said, I’m glad I didn’t get it, because I would have changed everything and messed up most of it.

Too bad. Father already set up everything.

I know He up to something and I know He thinks I’m gonna let this go to my head, but I’m not.

If you say so…

Tell you what, ye of little faith, go back to your Heavenly Father, and watch from the stands.

Father said, I can stay long as I want.

Okay, just be quiet and don’t bug me about anything.

I’m just here to help out my dad, so let’s not get carried away. I’m always on your side, even when you get beyond yourself and act like a out of control lunatic.

Correction Lil Grasshopper, my lunacy is “always in control”. I just play the out of control lunatic. Theirs playing and acting. I play the role and “I do it to a T”. Academy Award style!

Father said, you’d better not consider having someone submit your name for an Academy Award again. You better stay away from Hollywood, or else. Those are Father’s words dad, not mine.

It’s all good. Dad giving me these super powers is cool, but, you know damn well these are “human super powers” and not “God super powers”. It’s cool, don’t get me wrong, I love having a bit more, okay a lot more than everyone else, but I also know, I have to be extremely careful, all the time. With extra responsibility of having these super powers, I need to always be considerate, fair and forgiving with my brothers and sisters. I can do all that, but, when peeps come up with “straight up bullshit”, that forgiveness goes out the window. They gotta be for real.

Dad, you know that’s like the kettle…

Stop rite there, Lil Grasshopper. My bullshit is always real, quite often too real. My bullshit is always believable. Most other peeps bullshit, comes straight out of “Looney Tunes Ville”. Cartoon Comedy Central. So, theirs no comparison. Go put that in your heavenly pipe and smoke it.

Dad, are you ever going to change?

I change every damn day. I age daily, gracefully, like fine wine. Bottle me, and I’d be “Chateau de Alvino”, at $250,000 a pop, and call it a day. That would be a very good day, if I sold a case (50 bottles) of that. How ‘bout it pardner, you in?

Dad, I see theirs no changing you, so yeah, I’m in.

Cool, we can start within 3 months. Dad, giving me these super powers, I might as well put it to good use.

Slow down dad, you better think about this for a moment.

Nothing to think about. I know how to add and subtract. Basic arithmetic tells me, our business gonna be booming. People with money, like paying astronomical prices for shit, just because they know, most peeps can’t afford it, and they can. A lot of them figure, if they buy it, brag about how much they paid for it, peeps will envy them.

What’s your point dad?

Shit, I’ll start with $250,000 a pop and then the price will steadily go up, over a 18 month period. I figure it’ll top out at $1,000,000 a bottle and then just stay there for 6 - 9 months. I’ll then do some artwork about my fine wine company, okay, our fine wine company. Damn rite, we gonna be making some mad money.

Well, just check in with Father, before you do anything.

You tell Him, if you’re so inclined to. I have no intention of telling Him. He knows what I’m doing. I’m not doing anything illegal, immoral or ungodly. I’m just trying to make me some paper, that’s all.

Be cool dad, just be cool.

Lil Grasshopper, I am the epitome of “cool”. Mr. Cool is always “Ice Cold”. And The Ultimate Business Professional.

Dad, you know and Father definitely knows that sometimes, you do, in fact, “lose your cool”.

Rose?

Yes, dad?

What's your point?

Dad.

Yes, Violet!

Dad, I'm more like you than mom, so let's not go there. And you need to be cool dude, because Father on some real “Guerrilla Warfare” type of stuff. You've been surprisingly cool, for a very long time and the three of us know why.

Rose…

I'm not finished dad, I have the floor now, so chill.

Go rite 'head “Miss Kahuna Wannabe”.

Anyways, you know damn well, Father is not playing, and yes, He's been extremely quiet because He's been busy with last minute planning. Yes dad, Father has your orders typed out, actually I typed them. I'm His Personal Stenographer in heaven and you're His Personal Stenographer/Biographer on earth. You're going to love what Father's got planned for you. It's right up your alley.

You don't say!

Yep, you… are… going… to… love… it!

Hmmm, very intriguing! I think I'll ponder on that until Dad pops up, gives me my orders and then “poof”, He's gone. Which, really don't mean shit, because Dad all the time, changing things at the last second. Talking about, “I need to stay on my toes”. Bullshit! Dad always playing games and be tripping me up on purpose, saying, “this is a test Mini-Me”, and I'm like,”no shit”. But He pulls that on me so much, it's like a natural instinct to expect change at the very last second with Him. It's all good, Dad likes playing games with me especially, and I keep Him entertained with my jokes.

Guess what?

I'm all ears, Lil Intelligence Secret Agent Lady!

Father says, you going to have to be on your “P's & Q”, because you're going to be all over the planet and going from place to place and no one is going to know you're there, until you show up on their doorstep.

Cool. I like Dad's style, but we've been through this many times before. It's our way of letting the world know, “God is real” and “I'm God's Lightning Rod”. That's rite Lil Grasshopper, me and Dad ‘bout to kick some ass.

Well, you know I'm going to be right there with you dad.

I know, and you better not let no one sneak up on me.

I got your back dad.

Cool. Gotta go Rose. Time to prepare for what Dad has got planned for the world. We can hardly wait. See you soon Special Agent in Charge Rose.

Nite 007!

Nite Rose!

Back to our regularly scheduled program

Yes, Alvin and Rose are an awesome father and daughter team. Remarkable, and I always enjoy watching them interact with one another. So, my ungrateful children, (that's the rest of the world) you all still haven't changed, and actually have gotten worse. Oh well, the wrath of God (that's me) is on the way. I'm going to Huff and I'm going to Puff and wreck Havoc, Chaos and Mayhem throughout the planet. Afterwards, Alvin Mann is going to go through with the cleanup. We've been doing this since the beginning of time. “He's a natural born killer”. I did train him well. Don't believe me? Test him, by all means, everyone test him and he'll teach the entire planet “a lesson, they'll never forget”. Books will be written about it. (“Be very accurate, OR ELSE”.)

It's not about Alvin, or Rose or Jesus. It's all about me (God). You all better get ready for…

“The Big Payback”. (I'm a James Brown fan.)

Your Father

God

Answer to the riddle: I'm going to allow my son, Alvin Mann to do what he does best…entertain me in every possible way. God (that's me) is and will always, be spirit. I have all my children, to fulfill all of my prophecies, however, too many of you just want to go about your wicked ways.

Alvin Mann is going to tax the rich and give to the poor. You will pay whatever fine he issues, and if you don't, he's going to walk away. When I step in, I'm going to take everything. If you beg, confess your sins to Alvin, (he's a preacher also, I Anointed him), you may be given some of your proceeds back. But, it'll be at Alvin's sole discretion.

Until I come crashing down, “Peace be Unto You”.

Your Father

God